OUR MAN IN BELIZE, dave delacroix, No: 69: "SUICIDE!"

 OUR MAN in Belize, dave delacroix, No:69: "SUICIDE."

REAL SUICIDES NEVER LEAVE ADIOS NOTES. Real suicides never say "Bitch!" to fare Juanita. They just blow their bloody BRAINS out or forget their relatives? Nuttin! NO MANUSCRIPT leaving the house, farm or grazing cows. Lawyers PILLAGE and pick choice carcass.

. Real SUICIDES don't wear FASHIONISTA;  mostly take off their GUCCI shades, .maybe leave several exotic condoms in the bathroom suite. Poor? Just a toilet cubicle. Graffiti on the wall. A neighbor grabs a bar of soap/loose change?

SOME Suicides write a POEM or WAIL a Song before their fateful day: Misery! Bloody worthless Poetic: "BITCH!" or, "BASTARDO! U CLEANED OUT MY BANK Account!!!"...It's always about Tomorrow not looking really good? Stolen Tuxedo! A family Icon! THEFT & Death, hand in hand? A Maigret! Easily solved?

REAL SUICIDES oddly, always have a WORD to say which is why NON-SUICIDE folks, mostly GERMANS, have much to DETAIL; German-nature. Hardly anyone commits suicide in Germany. Hungary and France are BIG in Suicide Socio-statistics. The U.S.A. of course is TRYING to get ahead? TEXAS-thingy? Austrian/German Suicide notes last longer than  Kafka. Chapter 3, ya work it out! "Ich bin moder!".

S-why National Depression is so successfully NON rampant in BAVARIA.  Invaded BELGIANS? Much the same. Can't get Em to kill themselves, any which way; Lagoons or Franco-whatever! Personally, I blame it on the excellent beer and rampant chauvinism? A MUSEUM of Suicide Notes? Who volunteers to be the Curator? Suicide-Tax-deductable?

REAL SUICIDES are whatever. Truth be known the RENAISANCE hosted maximus-suicides outside of WAR and the rampant PLAGUE; folks didn't want to hang around? And even I, now, born 1955, trespassing into the 2020's, witness my fellow Man's despair, Global/Eco disintegration and YOUTH's exasperation, a Covid mask?????????

There's STILL Beer of course.

c.2021/dave delacroix, corozal-belize.