Our MAN, the DUDE, in COROZAL-BELIZE; the early years, No. 10: How to dodge the Fascist COPS whilst Masturbating-frantically, get BUSTED, then plead Not Guilty!

 Our Man in Europe/now BELIZE, No.10: 

I wandered lonely as an EVERGREEN CARGO SHIP, stuck in the SUEZ CANAL; my love woz gone! WORLD TRADE: a debacle! I was busy masturbating in the TANKERS many bathrooms; WIFI-Pornography/UN-Islamic. Like the EGYPTIAN Classic Movie: "CAIRO STATION", what COULD I DO? In my CULTURE, only swarve-coffee-night faggots, NO BABES, just the god damned Pyramids, eternal Masturbation and TOURISTS!!!...WHAz A POOR wanker, DRIVING A sUEZ-cARGO sHIP TO DO!!!!!????...lET=S BLAME IT ON SOME bitch/any!!!!!!!!! s'WHAT iSLAM ...,does/ IN SHA ALLAH; Suez RIVER-PILOT; "I got my FREEBIES from Ship's Capt. SLEPT, like a good Egyptian! OOPS! Where's my Bond Marlboros/Whisky!?

For the SUEZ...we tolerate these Cretins?

c.2021. dave delacroix.