Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix, IN BELIZE, No.3: "The Selfie!"
IT_S ALWAYS TOUGH IF U R IN CHICAGO, Sicily or BELIZE? It-s always TOUGH if U R in some dumb ass U.K. Manchester, KILBORN, Western-Supa-Mare, some PISS-ASS CLASS-DISTINCTION/suck mah-dick SEMI-DETACHED, yrrrrrrhhhh: GIG!!!?....Eton, Oxford, Yale, Harvard, Aston High-Secondary Modern High School?...Yorkshire/West Riding.
It-s always TOUGH to decide: Red Dress. Bullet Belt. Drainpipes. Pantalone-Swinging Flares? But then it-s NOT bout MONEY! We all dress like TRAMPS. It only COUNTS when there-s a GARDEN PARTY; chances ARE the HOSTS R losing their JEEVES & HAWKES underpantSA on the UK Wall Street.? A NO-BRAINER! The Family Retainers: Agatha Christie! Buried-DUDE!!!
HEY!!! I wanna move ON. I doin-t have any Money!¬Give ME some MONEy! I wannA jET pLANE TO cHICAGO!!! i want! And a fRICKIN sELFIE!!! gIMMIE DAT? BABEE U DAH MANH!!!...
........THAT TEEN Selfie that U snap-shot? Can U capture that quintissential kiss of my English-pewking-yesterday/SUMP=thing, a Selfie of U? U VEX me Manh!
C.DAVEDELACROIX, 2021. cOROZAL-bELIZE.
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