Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Pandemic... Suicide Stats hit new Low!
Pandemic...Suicides reported as Depressingly Low accordingly to impressive University and City reports, sources favouring non-recognition due to potential Mob Rule and-or social- backlash Burning at the Stake situ. But it HAS become clear that SUICIDE RATES have dramatically fallen during Pandemic-thingy. Hopeless Families usually expecting their worthless Son-in-law, eternally Jobless, to WHACK himself are reporting.... has suddenly started to BRIGHTEN UP, the SLUG nolonger reading the Betting-Sports newspapers and now SPECIFICALLY looking for an appointment in the Political arena....
MOM... I woz Gobsmacked!
PA.... He-s on Drugs!!!
Un-wed pregnant Girlfriend.... Simon has ISSUES.
Local Social Worker.... We cut down his Methadone. Clinic closed. Pandemic-thingy.
Just ONE example Folks how the present Pandemic is affecting the Usual-Anti-Social-Suspects. In the words of Dr. Yazzo-Sheik-Yaboozie, foreign dude, the fact that SOCIETY has NOW got dah PANDEMIC BLUES, the lonely, the forgotten, the Miss-fits, not just Girls, feel at ONE. the Universal OMMMMMM is touching everyone which is WHY I advise U to buy my Virulant Elexir. Its called...PICK ME UP YAZOO.
Only $50! Talk to your Corner dealer. Maureez, goes by, his name!
And THERE U have it Folks! A Forgotten-worthless Minority Un-expectedly empowered! Expect one to be shaking your Political hand in a future post-lockdown bright tomorrow....Happy Days.
c.2020 davedelacroix
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