Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... TRURO, The Naked City!

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix... TRURO, the Naked City!



Witch-service!
Cops!
U mean The Police!
Yo. EMERGENCY! S-why am callin 999!
Yes...How mai help U.
CRAZY BASTARD Banging on OUR windows! I think it-s Psycho-Ollie, Suite 19, Tregolls House, Falmouth Rd. My Name is, I-ll spell it..... HURRY!
I-m sorry. Are U reporting a Civic disturbance...
CRAZY BASTARD BANGING on my Window DUDE! Send a PROWLER!!!
I-m sorry Sir. Could U please spell your Last name...
IDIOT. My Name. My Address...He-s a CRACK HEAD!!!
Could U please give me your Address...
YOU FRICKING ASSHOLE. Crazy-Bastard banging on WINDOWS, SCREAMING ABUSE! Where-s ya fricking SUPERVISOR, ya PENIS-HEAD!
2 minutes later...
Repeat ALL of the above in SECOND 999 EMERGENCY CALL-TRURO.....
5 minutes later...
I go out to Complex forecourt. COP VAN. No Lights. Where can they be...
1 minute later CRAZY PSYCHO banging on my Garden door.
I run to front of house-complex. 2 COPS in black jackets. NOW! NOW!~he-s fucking up my back door!
1 Cop seems semi intelligent, responding with a canter, his side-kick seems more concerned with ME raising my voice! What a...nevermind.
Cops and Psycho disappear into, I guess, Pyschos Crack Den.
Nobody comes back to report or assure me the situation has been resolved.

THIS has been a REAL TRURO CORNWALL 999 EMERGENCY report. There are 38,000 Stories in the....TRURO... Naked City!...THIS has been one of them.


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