Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Brexit-Waterloo 1 to 4.
1....
TEST-TACKLES!!! Who-s winning!
The 11th Hussars.
Where R they...
Left flank.
Where R WE.
Somewhere in da middle.
Have U SEEN Frenchie!
He joined the Other side...
With his LANCE!
Swapped it for a Sabre.
Horse...
Nope.
Just ridin his Dick.
...Later, in the Battle...
I just KILLED Frenchie. Came at me
with a Chicken-Drum-stick!
...With Garlic...
Fresh out! His dying words.
Steal his BOOTS!
...On my feet.
2.......
HE LOOKED LIKE a BAR BOUNCER
who-d just COME into Money. Everybody, including MIO wanted to KILL him ...mainly for his Gambling-Credit-Cards, go Carnival Seas Cruise, meet mysterious Gal in Fred-Holyhocks-lingerie who Betty-Bacall-s ya....Sweet Maan, U know how to WHISPER, don-t U Steve, Rick or Nigel...Ya just cross your LEGS then Blow a High Wind till Jamaica!.... I wish these LAPTOPS came with a built-In Ashtray....O.K. I had it ALL figured OUT. U would too, if U were MIO. Later that night I failed to get a CRIB at the Homeless Shelter.
3.....ALL DEM GLASSES, UN-broken, Friendships-zone South, broken hearts, debts, theft or Inequity, sons, daughters banged UP or CHANGE missin off the Dresser, a Court Buffoon expecting Nothing but his gizzard on a SPIKE or AT the Stake of Common-Consent like some Winston, IKE, riding atop a Sherman Tank, a Roman triumph GRINDING under foot the MAMMA in da BLITZ who washed your UNDIES, made U go to School. Got the Congressional Medal of Dementia!
4.....2019. Can of Chicken Soup.
Heinz Baked Beans.
Loaf of Wheat Bread.
Veg. Stock Cubes.
1 Pound each.
C-est la VIE Mon Brave!...The PRUSSIAN, BLUCHER arrives on the Battlefield. ALL IS LOST. Forget your Muskets. Grab the PIG. The ONIONS!!! To Paris. Madame Le Farge. A Cousin! She hosts a Pensione in the Latin Quartier! Allez! Allez!!!...
c2019,davedelacroix. Tregolls hse. Cornwall, U.K.
1....
TEST-TACKLES!!! Who-s winning!
The 11th Hussars.
Where R they...
Left flank.
Where R WE.
Somewhere in da middle.
Have U SEEN Frenchie!
He joined the Other side...
With his LANCE!
Swapped it for a Sabre.
Horse...
Nope.
Just ridin his Dick.
...Later, in the Battle...
I just KILLED Frenchie. Came at me
with a Chicken-Drum-stick!
...With Garlic...
Fresh out! His dying words.
Steal his BOOTS!
...On my feet.
2.......
HE LOOKED LIKE a BAR BOUNCER
who-d just COME into Money. Everybody, including MIO wanted to KILL him ...mainly for his Gambling-Credit-Cards, go Carnival Seas Cruise, meet mysterious Gal in Fred-Holyhocks-lingerie who Betty-Bacall-s ya....Sweet Maan, U know how to WHISPER, don-t U Steve, Rick or Nigel...Ya just cross your LEGS then Blow a High Wind till Jamaica!.... I wish these LAPTOPS came with a built-In Ashtray....O.K. I had it ALL figured OUT. U would too, if U were MIO. Later that night I failed to get a CRIB at the Homeless Shelter.
3.....ALL DEM GLASSES, UN-broken, Friendships-zone South, broken hearts, debts, theft or Inequity, sons, daughters banged UP or CHANGE missin off the Dresser, a Court Buffoon expecting Nothing but his gizzard on a SPIKE or AT the Stake of Common-Consent like some Winston, IKE, riding atop a Sherman Tank, a Roman triumph GRINDING under foot the MAMMA in da BLITZ who washed your UNDIES, made U go to School. Got the Congressional Medal of Dementia!
4.....2019. Can of Chicken Soup.
Heinz Baked Beans.
Loaf of Wheat Bread.
Veg. Stock Cubes.
1 Pound each.
C-est la VIE Mon Brave!...The PRUSSIAN, BLUCHER arrives on the Battlefield. ALL IS LOST. Forget your Muskets. Grab the PIG. The ONIONS!!! To Paris. Madame Le Farge. A Cousin! She hosts a Pensione in the Latin Quartier! Allez! Allez!!!...
c2019,davedelacroix. Tregolls hse. Cornwall, U.K.
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