Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix.....TESCOS!!!

Our Man in Europe, our man in Europe.....TESCOS!!!




…..Nothing more than YOU on the rotisserie....or ME in the Frozen aisle.




THERE-s ALWAYS LIFE at TESCOS
even when it-s Closed. There-s always a GIG
a Come-Uppence to shine upon your Dime.
There-s always a LASH, too, that strokes your Back
to make it ITCH when Poverty prevails,
COUPONS, discount, free Blow-Job,
when U say Easy-come-Easy Go, U say
TESCO, what do I know.


There-s ALWAYS Life at stake
at the RAVE when, spasmodically, the Dork,
the Lerch, the smelly Penis
that seeks OUT your Babylon,
looking for that Ultra-kiss,
the ONE that U will NOT share
or casually give, in Utero.


There-s always a VLOG, some Angelo,
a Free APP, a free, whatever, T.V.,
U end up with 4 Refrigerators
and THEN U sing, YO!
Sorry U got robbed! Money back!!!
A Maltese Falcon.
The stuff Dreams are made of.


There-s ALWAYS Life at, AT
and AFTER Tescos, VONS, Ralphs, Sainsburys,
some dick-mega-market U have found.
It-s where U choose to SHOP...




c2019, davedelacroix, truro, cornwall, u.k. rainy june.