Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...DA IN-SECURITY MAN....

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix.....Da IN-Security-Man!


Idiots coming into the Pub, gotta pass me by, DRUNKS busting into your Wedding, Garden Party, NO PROBLEMO, OR the Psycho-Anonymous STALKING you, no worries! And its because I am there...in lieu of the serious brutal bouncer wrestler dude, Off sick, that I prevail. I-m head to toe dressed in black but SITTING in the Security dudes chair, looking distracted but cool.

NO WORRIES! The IN-SECURITY-MAN!....Sometime wearing pink helmet, plastic, incidentally, Turquoise uniform, carpet slippers...Hooligans, Raging Nuns! Oddballs! HE...Mio!...Will sort them OUT! Kierkegaard, Kant, Nietzsche, Karl Popper, the lot! Sometimes GOD!!! -hugging or TALKing them to DEATH!!!
I am the IN-Security Man!....looking perpetually NERVOUS!

Background.....He lives with his MOM in the San Fernando Valley, read a lot of Paperbacks, 1 bed apptmt, no swimming pool, only his Old Maid Mom who knits him sweaters just in-case he moves to Alaska, gives him occasional advice, loneliest SOD west of the Pecos. Paid up membership in the TEENAGE ACNE RECOVERY PROGRAMME..... IN-Security Man!

A CELEB! YES!!!

Bruce Springsteen....Best Minder I ever had had! Kept his mouth shut!
Ozzie Osbourne...Mixed my best Gin Fizz!
Madonna.....He handled the aperitivoes whilst I KARATED my Bel-Air mansion, burglar-intruders!


When your BIZ goin- South! IN-Security-Man! BEHIND the Bar or AT the Door! In-Security-Man! He-ll dance your WORRIES into Never-never Land!

…..It gets worse. Employment opportunities are starting, surreptitiously, to include International Politics, USA-North Korea thingy. Apparently, the WORLD needs an UN-conventional Bar Door Bouncer! Some-one with FEELINGS. The IN-SECURITY-MAN!


c2018,davedelacroix,sept.foggia beach,sicily.

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