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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix, WESTERN UNION and My Offshore, Super-Rich Banking Account.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix....Western-Union....and my Super-Rich, Offshore, Cayman Islands  Banking Account.....

WHENEVER in NEED of a wild receipt from the USA or the FAR EAST my hands are sweaty, been broke for days, I-m ULTRA nervous and with THREE Money=BAR TABS riding my back, my FENG SHWEE Chinese-thingy....U got it. Under Surveillance, odd-ball side of Palookaville, my left testicle feeling POACHED!!!... Yet, in TRYING to SEND some piccolini CASH to a European Buddy in Need... the SAME WESTERN-UNION KHARMIC HORROR!
20 Questions. 20 Signatures.  20 questions about MEEEEE.....20 questions about YOU! I.D. Numbers. DESCRIBE yourself.... I-m standing HERE, u NAZIS  prick.... Describe the 50 Euro Recipient, dude….He has a wooden leg, parrot on his shoulder, sez AAARGH!!, repetitively.
He-s Bulgarian!!!
NO! He-s Romania.
Ensuing questions, favourite Polka, Waltz, Composer, many questions, am I a Philatelist, etc...Collect Stamps.

The Molto-Suck-your-foreskin PENIS CAYMAN ISLANDS, OFFSHORE BANKING system puts Western-Union to shame. They-d NEVER heard of W.U....Western Union.... I TALKED to Senore THIS, Senora THAT...Roboto/Accounto/Senor CAPITANO....

HOW MUCH do U want to place in his, your Offshore Account, Sir...

20 Euroes!

ThAT-ll do nicely, Sir. It-ll pay off your Cayman Island-Collect Call... Now! Fuck off! -U piece of Shit!...




2018, eave Delacroix, Sciacca, sicily







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