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Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix, MENU for MURDER, D and D., Detective Series. THIRD DEGREE PICANTE JUSTICE!....... 1 to 3...


1. Mulligatawny Mambo!


SHE got to MAMBO, HE got to Mambo, U got to Mambo, my dead Grandma may rattle a skeletal foot in HOPES of a Mulligatawny Mambo, a picante spice pepperoni, some place East of Guadalajara or Madras or some South China Sea sauce...Always TOUGH though, fucking UP. Nobody shows up with the Shrimp. No alibi. A Busboy waves around yesterday Crimp! A legal delivery, painful! Lost 1,000 island Shrimp Cocktail whassit!!! Culinary Innocence or Dictatorship, any which way...that SOUL VISTA to your OWN looking glass Heart....

Josef Conrad couldn't have nailed this better. D and D, Detective GOT the Pesci, boulebais discount, downright SLURPED as  distastefully, the Gig, and what WAS and what IS, whats LEFT of Cordon Blue IS the Saucier mysterious characters, PLURAL, even if they went to Culinary Academies.....Take AWAY the COOK, leaves only the Sauce!....
Was the COOK a SAUCIER, or was the Saucier a COOK!!! Questions!

There-s SO much MURDER in the kitchens of Restaurants from Roadside Diners to the 4 Seasons in NYC.! Every WEEK some Chef has been, IS found, in an overlooked Deep Freezer! Naturally, the Industry fails to mention this when presenting U with a Marbled, Nebraska Sirloin. But don't worry. D n D, detective, hunting down lost kids,  has seen it ALL, a zillion times....whilst trying to locate LOST KIDS, food outlets being primal search zones.  Yet, in pursuit, Kitchen Murders, half the time he let it swing or gilded the lily, least ways to the Cops in Bags. A CRIMI de Passione! Arguments about Sauce ingredients, just HOW to present Baby Back Ribs SENZA BBQ sauce. Stuff like THAT and that yet to be documented, mysterious Case in Louisville, Kentucky NOW, famously known as the Case of the 2,000 rings of the ONION. SHUSSH! Indeed! Spare me from explaining. Too many digressions. No lost kids found.  Yet better elucidated So....What happens when U put CHEFS, Irish, Scottish, English, French, Pakistani, ALL MAESTROs in the SAME Grande Hotel Restaurant Kitchen....Somebody ends up being Mulligatawny! Yet, that age old confession... might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb... never surfaces.
We live in despicable, insidious, and mixed spice times!!!

The Hotel Employment Register kind-a covered it. Employees are KNOWN to depart. The F.B.I, local Barney Fifes. 4 out of 5 five Chefs mysteriously disappeared. Jobs on obscure Millionaire luxury Yachts, etc. No doubt. the REMAINING Maestro CHEF, Vinod Hazara Bai swore on a STACK, everything, Tutte Bene!!! Cops in Bags from MISSING PERSONS, CHEF DIVISION, all over weight, were initially mystified. Whilst D n D, detective dude, feeling jaded by recent news of Anthony...TONY....BORDAIN-s- Swiss Suicide, aside of looking for some missing L.A. Kids, suggested to the Swiss Gendarmes a CUCINA BERMUDA TRIANGLE, advised them to save their Police notes, possible Movie Franchise, get an Agent, etc.,  give the remaining Maestro Chef, VINOD,  THE EYE, and with lack of any pointed Evidence advised all and sundry NOT to order the Mulligatawny Soup ON SPECIAL and promptly dined next door!


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