Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix...DAVE DELACROIX for PRIME MINISTER of ENGLAND.
...even whilst I am posting THIS my Net thingy has been SCOPED by the Fascists Powers that BE....To BE or not TO BE, or BE not.
There-s a Mulligatawny of Spaghetti reasons as to WHY I will NOT avail myself to guarantee a Minestrone for the Irish Stew of British Government. I will NOT enter into British Politics. One< too little Garlic, no Ginger, few ONIONS, parsley, Sage and Thyme. Diced Vegetables, without Extra Virgin Olive Oil, invariably lose there sheen. Leaven bread MAY be good for Passover, Cornish Pasties evermore! Hot Cross buns are sometimes useful. So is Pancake Day! Yet without a Haggis, a Lancashire Hot Pot, a Yorkshire Pud, Cakes and Ale as your mainstay shalt not prevail. As for Fish and Chips, mushy peas, Bitter Ale, ply ON followed by a Madras Curry, molto picante, or General Tso Chinese, fried rice, a succulent kebab, a Sausage roll down on Brighton Beach, there-s much to be said for a Farmers lunch, pickled onion, celery, a pork pie!
HENCE, I give my reasons for abstaining from Political activism. Outright Culinary and Cultural diversity!The international savoir faire, Le Cock Au Vin and Beef Stroganoff, WEINER SHNITZEL hungers for my taste. Getting TRASHED in the Harcourt Room Bar in the Houses of Parliament at the Tax payers expense affronts not only my Ethics, my digestion, but also my Dignity.
c2018,davedelacroix,sciacca,sicily. A Yorkshireman, West Riding, born to the Manor and Bred.
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