Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix, SIGNS N-Wonders....No Punctuation< laptop on da blink....
(dedicato: Lilly Marciante....language student)
....According to the MOST Uninteresting Rhythm Guitar player who EVER lived, Dave Delacroix, on par with BEATLES drummer, Ringo who, god bless him, on VIDEO, looks mostly cross eyed and confused, Delacroix-s lyrics commensurate, and Guitar skills echo the limited talents of BEATLE George Harrison...LITTLE is known.... Some minds go figure....Late 1900-s, despite West European Culture-s ADORATION of Rock n-roll ICONS resulting in the singular imbalance of MORE Non Entities IN the spotlight than the Non Entities, the Audience who were footing the bill...and will forever more enjoy their well earned anonymity?....
THIS PIECE ....Our Man in Europe, etc., SIGNS N-WONDERS, U can now REVIEW, Unabridged ...with absolutely NO punctuation and enjoy for the FIRST time in all its Virgin Glory and Morning dew....Please note NO punctuation and which involves TWO personalities.....
"Where's the frickin' Manuscript!? I gotta READ that Crap! C'mon! C'mon! This is the BBC!!!"
"Which ONE!? Mill on da Floss or Dave D's "Signs n' Wonders?"
"Did U JUST commit Suicide?"
"SIGNS N'....Left it in my Toyota!"
"GO FETCH!"
"Important?"
"U die in 5 seconds!"
(Short pause)
"Just checked Toyota!"
"And!?"
"They ransacked the Car. Dashboard Stereo? Gone! Cute Teddy Bear, back seat? Gone!..."
"What BOUT the SIGNS N' WONDERS manuscript; the FILE: It included C.D.s, a MEMORY STICK, U. H., whassit!?"
"Gone with the wind!"
"You're FIRED!!!"
(Coughing:) "HOLD FIRE, Capo?"
"Wha?"
"What WE have HERE...IS....a Failure of Communication; Bad Boys stealing Works of ART, lost Nazis treasure..."
"Nazis?..."
"...and yet LOOK into this changeling DYNAMIC, our present situation, multi casted, the mystery, the INTRIGUE; not to mention, does every one here involved have a talent agent....John Pateck at the William Morris Agency USED to be a personal friend of mine?"
"I'm FEELING a blank stare?..."
(Janitor mopping office floor, over hearing:) "I wanna be Johnny Depp!!!"
The following is WRENCHED from a BBC Radio Broadcast:
"SIGNS and WONDERS!!!.... THIS IS NOT A TEST!!!....The chaperoned Heroine arrived at the BBC's Radio House, adjacent to the cocktail lounge atop the St. George Hotel. She was greeted by the Top Hat N' Tail Commissary who wore white gloves? He swiftly Karated her upper vertebrae and she slumped onto the marble reception area, quite dead...."
c2018,davedelacroix, sciacca, sicily. all rights reserved.
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