Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "PULL the foreskin back!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Pull the Foreskin Back!"


(dedicato: Ulrike Meinhoff)


BAVARIAN CASTLE - Augsburg, darkest Germany?  - Stuck in the Sexual Cellar/the RATS-KELLAR; 5 Euros, every BEER!" And - don't ask? - I can't get IN and can't get OUT? - Money running out? Some Landsdorf (local idiot) locked the Cellar door. Die Fraulein picked up her skirts and said: "Mein lieber DAVE, I will frick U for ever more, but as GOTT (God) is my witness, I don't know how to open the door?"
This is where the PROBLEM starts:

"OK. One Syllable!
"Ja "Lull."
Lull. Ja! Like Mull?
Pay attention!
.........20 minutes go by....
PUSHKIN!
Russian writer?
NO!
Queen of Spades!?
Frickin' - absolutely NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Dave? Don't get excited..
Pull da foreskin BACK!!
Dave!? Do U have a Foreskin?
JA! Last time I looked?
OK. The LOCK thing!
JA!!!
Pull the DINGSTA...
HA!
Pull it back!
ONE SYLLABLE!
(Ahem!) Pilsner?...
That's TWO!!!?
MAMMA-MIA! What do I care!?



c 2016/davedelacroix/Kreusberg-BERLIN.