Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Fizzle!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Fizzle!"


(Dedicato:  Actor Stephen Lee, who passed away, age 58, August 27, 2014.)

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Mia Vita (my Life) started off SLOWLY then fizzled-out altogether before I was 12 (twelve-ish); the rest of my 40 years, just so?
Girl? U fizzled out too? Well, then: Do U want to "Fizzle" like I want to fizzle with U?

I went to the Doctor. He asked: "What's seems to be the problem, then?"
"FIZZLE!" -I responded.
He exclaimed: "Ahah!!! A classic case!" adding, "Are U  F.A.?"
"FUCK U, ya prick!" -I rejoined.
"NO, IDIOT!" -he retorts (Typical FIZZLE SYNDROME - da Doc. observes). "ARE U a member of FIZZLE ANONYMOUS?"
"Do U have to be anony-whatssit?"
"Indeed! Especially when U Frizzle or Vote!"
"Ahah!" -sez I.
(Chorus:) GIRL:  DO U want to "Fizzle"  like I want to fizzle with U?

...So. With THREE aspirin ($20!) and a note from the DOC (His name was Doctor F. Freemasonary/ definitely a "secret handshake" guy?) I went directly to "F.A.". -A closed down corrugated shack on the outskirts of L.A... (Los Angeles?)
L.A., incidentally, doesn't HAVE any outskirts. U cross some non-descript street? -U are in San Diego. San Diego doesn't have any outskirts either! Ya cross a "border-thingy and then U are in Mexico, in Tijuana, which is where ALL "F.A." (Fizzle people) end up?..... It's cheaper to "frzzle" there.
(Singing/chorus:) DO U want to fizzle like I want to fizzle with U?

Anyhow? U can take the BOY outta L.A. but U CANT take the L.A. outta da boy.... ALAS! With the "F.A."? -they can't be reached; they just fizzle. And if U got NO "Fizzle"? -God damn! -I guess we'll never ever  meet?
GIRL: (chorus-thingy:) Do U want to "Fizzle" like I want to frizzle with U? Do U want to "Fizzle like I wanna fizzle with U?




c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/august, 2014.