Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Romeo and Juliet."
...I am really having a problem with all these Gals (floods of adulating E-mails), these Gals reminiscing about ME in Song and Poetry? Their output generally begins with:
"AH GOT DA BLUES!" -they then cut to the MEAT: (starting, gently:)
"HE BROKE MAH HEART, the Buick (auto) won't start - outta gas! - that frickin' DAVE owes me serious money!?" -then? -just to nail my sad ass to the wall, along comes a full description-WANTED POSTER: "WANTED! -DEAD, absolutely Dead or WITH MONEY!" -poster, on the inter-net/remember we are talkin bout gal-songwriters? The WANTED POSTER description goes on: "HIS EYES were blue. He moved South to escape the hue (and cry) of my Spanish moss!"
-I'm paranoid at every frickin airport!!?
It gets worse:
(on the WANTED POSTER) "JUST TELL HIM I love him? Just give me back dat $20 dat I had stashed in da pick-up truck!?" -which, mostly, I recall - in generality? - is UN-true! And what ya gonna do with a $5 bill? Donate it to ST. MERCY (hospital), give it to the NEEDY?... ROMEO ain't bleeding, but maybe JULIET needs a kiss?
c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/our man in europe/June...:)
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