Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ZENITH, No. 14: "FI-FI - DELACROIX - and FIF-FI!"

Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/our man in Europe/ZENITH, No. 14:  "FI-FI - DELACROIX - and
FI-FI!"


Fi-Fi - and Fif-Fi (female Italian TWINS/one brunette/one blond) who've been "with me" for over a year, now never fail to amaze?... It's better I introduce them through AN OTHER'S perspective?... My "sorrella" (sister in Piacenza) FIONA happened by Saturday eve; we had tentative plans to carouse, but how - sometimes? - the shadow of "Amateur Night" (Friday) sometimes blights its sequential neighbour, and lethargy, alas, uncharacteristic of it's baptismal dynamic, plus, fiscal concerns negated-said social diversion?

FIONA? Rampant as usual, enters my chambers at the HOTEL DAVE (€35 per nite/big screen TV) and is astonished to find me "swathed" in "Jammie's", a woolly tartan night robe, Persian slippers; upon my head? -a tweed Coppola!
FI-FI (No.1) is barefoot, attired in a silk Kimono emblazoned with DELFT China legend, wafting my sweating brow with a humongous Peacock feather-fan that aerates the HOTEL DAVE (€35 per nite/big screen TV) reception area...
And FI-FI (No.2): Blond hair down her back to her butt, is attired in a LAVA LAMP SARI which - apparently? - necessitates an electric power-point connection to activate its florescence, plus, the need/with stipulation for wearing "rubber soul" footwear; in this case? -Uppers of Sandal-wood from the ancient forests of Thailand...?

I had had a long and busy day on the Inter-net, ingesting SPAM, Game-Challenges, F-book tittle-tattle and preposterous proposals from the WILLIAM MORRIS (Talent thingy) AGENCY in Hollywood?
FI-FI and FI-FI just KNEW my despair!... Like I said? My "Sorrel la" (sister) , FIONA, showed up, FRIZZANTE! Took ONE look at my - obvious plight -  considered calling RE-HAB, the CARABINERI (cops), a Scottish Uncle of mine (Angus) who lives adjacent to LOCH NESS and harangues the BBC with incessant/weekly sightings of "Nessie!", then thought better of it; hopped into my "king-size" bed, alongside FI-FI, whilst FI-FI (No.2/LAVA LAMP)  served up V-Martinis (UP!) and we all watched a re-run of the Dave Letterman show on the HOTEL DAVE -big screen TV.

Ahem!...:)


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