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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ZENITH, No. 7: The Great BRITISH Education/Exam system...


Our Man In Europe/davedelacroix/ZENITH No. 7:  The Great BRITISH Education/Exam system!


Notes:
 "O" Level (ordinary)
 "A" level (advanced level)
 "U-D" (University Degree)

SUBJECT? - English Literature;  (using Wm Wordsworth's poem, "I wandered lonely as a cloud..."

"O" LEVEL exam.

"I wandered lonely...as a cloud...and I shot an arrow in the air? -the BITCH fell to ground in Berkeley Square?"
(FAILED!)

"A" LEVEL exam.

"I wondered LONELY as a cloud, and I shot an arrow in the air! -Took down a Wood Pigeon, by Jove! We stuck its carcass on the school dormitory wall!"...:)
(FAILED!)

"U-D"/University Degree LEVEL exam.

"I shot a frickin' CLOUD, then I had these extreme feelings of GUILT! So I started masturbating, frantically!"
(PASSED!)



c 2013/davedelacroix/lord borgo/well enough educated/piacenza-Italy...:)


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