OUR MAN in PIACENZA: Take 2: Lord Borgo
I - officially - have decided to change my name....
Before?
Dave Delacroix; Duke of Denver (Colorado, USA)
Now?....residing in the BORGO district of Piacenza (Italy, of course) I hereby DO - subject to ALL the rules, contracts, stipulations, mega-obscure paragraphs...over which many lawyers (small L) will debate/pontificate at exhorbitant amounts of money - SWEAT! - elevate myself to the Princely status of LORD BORGO.... And if the local ruling class..."in these parts"... have failed to recognize my OBVIOUS nobility or invite ME into their immediate fold?....It is no fault of mine.
(Ahem!) THEREFORE?.....(in future) please address all mail/post/correspondence to:
Lord Borgo (c/o davedelacroix@aol.com)
or?
LORD
or?
Dear Lord!
or?
My Sweet Lord...
or?
LAWDIE HOWDY DO-DAT!?
(Milli-grazie)
c. 2011/our man in piacenza/lord borgo/hotel dave-casa di amici (€35-1 nite)/via campagna 89, piacenza/booga-loo!
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