Our Man in Europe, Dave Delacroix....COMPADRES INTERNATIONAL, Our Man in Europe....

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix....Compadres Internationale, Our Man in Europe.


ALL U Cool Cats, bastards, Misfits, Philosophers, Poets, Bi Polar Rock stars, travellers, fashionistas, groovy Cookcachoo boogalini.... From Peru to Portugal, Ukraine to Philippines, Australia to Finland, from Russia to America,, Latin America, Brazil, Slovenia, South Africa, and SO many more!... My warmest SALUTE. Thank Q for Jiving your KARMA with this Blog.... Can I HUG U ALL!!!!!

Friends. I will be posting non sequential pieces from my new book, MENU FOR MURDER. Murder a la Carte.....Its a bad ass Rockford Files of little merit. Tony Bourdain just hung himself. Supermarkets in Italy are called CRY or DESPAIR.  MY biz is to keep it warm. For U and Me.

c2018,davedelacroix. Sciacca, Sicily.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix... Port after Storm.

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix...PORT after STORM.


*dedicato Bamba, Chris Conroy, from Ireland, County Clare.


Port after storm, rest after toil, death after life... doth greatly please. When the Guinness ran out, nothing left to Smoke, no Belladonna in sight I SCREAM or crack a joke! And all our yesterdays lead to dusty death, no Bus, no Taxi, no Helicopter, no Limousine, nor the need to tip the pilot, driver, chauffeur. And no coin for the Ferryman, the latter bastards have been cleaning up far too long! I want them hung!!! Whilst the BEREATHED, busted out of Destiny, constantly defecating into a BLANK Utopia. Unkissed, Unloved, Uncaressed in an Entwined bitter twilight< for HERE lies So and  SO, pissed off a few, maybe MANY. Drank himself to death! Hung on till the LAST like a Miser! And then became a tarnished Angel. They BURIED his ass in North London's Highgate Cemetery twixt Karl Marx-s tomb and Susan Bonner's happy grave site. Seemingly, like SOMETHING, happy, gay, like the 1960s...
And port after storm, rest after toil, death after life, CHAUCER says, doth greatly please.
YO! Pass the bloody PORT!!!!


c2018,davedelacroix,sciacca,sicily.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix....LOU REED Unspoken

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix....LOU REED Unspoken!


....Now, when I was a poor Cellphone addicted shepherd boy, minimal WI FI, some of THIS Mutton shit crossed my mind...
SINGING, Dat POE BOY excuse for a beef Panini, that GIG when the Sushi still got an UN refrigerated heartbeat, that 4 string Guitar, a YAMAHA,  out of tune that still  SINGS!!!!
Just one of these Days, perhaps, we RELAY, the SITU that comes with our CREDO, stripped down...takes a bite out of time...layers of an Onion. Makes U cry ALL along the way. Lou Reed. Such a Perfect Day....
Now, when I was a POOR Cellphone Shepherd boy...the REST, back track,  is in your HEAD.


c2018,davedelacroix,sciacca,sicilia.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...LISBETH SALANDERS last Fuck.

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix...Lisbeth Salander-s last Fuck.


Always TOUGH when U cant find that illusive condom when the BABE, spread eagled, goin GO! GO! GO!....but its NOT the Gal, its YOU and the many ghosts of your dreams awake U from Sleep into your Living memory....and all U R left with is a pictorial of Skeletal dances of People, clothed in skin, the things that used to BE...


Skinny Maid.

Skinny Maid...this side of Paradise. Skinny Maid, LEE/vied, pony tailed, chilled, no immediate relations, sucking on a Rollie cigarette...at the Scene of the Crime whence U buzzed off a ya Gal, ya Paramour, left a Partner, flying, lost in the wind in London, rainy streets, or NYC Orchestra traffic, YELLOW CABS, or Paris Escargot FARTS that sustain the Eiffel Tower!

Skinny Maid, O Sole Mio, Unsung, birds in Tuscany trees almost lament, Simon and Garfunkels ZE Sound of Silencio, her secret worship, that Social Umbrella to keep YOUR rain away. And HER, far apart from You...

Skinny Maid, Gigolo target, yet she can recite the BLESSING from the Koran, right to left, alone in a Montmartre Hotel, her Vibrator, no batteries, saving her UNGST for when she meets YOU on some Riviera Vacanza, U saying Suck my Penis, she responding, not part of my plan.... TAZZORING U.,
do U Sleep, awake, or lose your Foreskin....

Skinny Maid this side of Paradise, Unkempt, backpack, Credit Cards, Tours Euro Vacation SITU...and FINDS U ...like a newly laid EGG....albeit, within the caresses of a skinny maid in...where else...Monte Carlo. And all that awaits.


c2018,davedelacroix,sciacca,sicilia.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix....SHIRLEY TEMPLE and GOD

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix.... Shirley Temple and God.


*dedicato. Frederick Pinel,  the Lads at Café Rendezvous des amici, Montmartre, Paris, France.


...Conversation......Smoke EM if U got EM.....Its NOT O.K. to stubb ya Gitanno French Cigarette on the Champs delysses...unless U R Me. I-ve been DOING it, half a CENTURY like a GOD,
territorial, like a dog pissing on a tree
and ALL the Gods, the Kids love me, Shirley Temple, USA, French Ambassador. What a Gig!!!

Its NOT O.K. to STEAL a candle from Note Dame, big church thingy, Paris, France. Like London, England. MOST real French folks MOVED OUT long ago! Sureat, Renoir, ALL the good lads saw the Cultural Immigrant future...and went sailing down the Seine. U poke a Mosque by the Eifel Tower....Small Penis aspirations, plus no foreskin, wotchchagonna do, like pissing on MECCA...no respect. Enough said, ALLAH  aurevoir... VIVE LE FRANCE!!!

Smoke Em if ya got Em. Shirley Temple and a God. A French Mans Café! Bonjour! A Maintenon! A Rimbaud. A Beaudelaire! And a Life, a French, European life.....  and the joi de vie ...that used to be and our human legacy, Unpoetic...as Nothing EVER will stay the same ...except the Wine.

Shirley Temple and God. A filagree. Or Gold, Frankincense and Myrr.. A Spannish Moss. Yet with eyes to see. U and Me.
A Conversation. Please do not let me be so alone...


c2018,davedelacroix,sciacca,sicily. 

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...SAY GOODBYE to WANDA!!!

Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix.... Say Goodbye to Wanda.

Say goodbye to Wanda, your Arizona swimming pool,
your Condo...and KISS all your OTHER sweet Nothings, badda boomerang,
Sven, Gwen, Wolfgang...and all of the gang.
Say goodbye to Wanda...your Chevrolet, your OTHER.
It might be a Plane.
It might be a Train
It might BE a Taxi,  a BUS,
some fuck on the sidewalk,
some Sonofabitch
not a moment too soon,
Eternity YAWS!!!!
Somehow, after U are all DEAD, my Soul lingers on the porch.
Say goodbye to Wanda. And by the Olympic swimming pool.
Say goodbye, for U... to Me.


c2018, davedelacroix, Eureka, North California, USA.

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix, the B.B.C. ... ritish Broadcasting Corporation., Shepherds Bush, London.

Our man in Europe, dave Delacroix,.....The  B.B.C.!....

CO WRIITEN with Dave A. from County Clare. The Only POET I ever believed in...other than Y.B.Yeats.


-British Broadcasting Corporation Shepherds Bush, London. NATIONAL SCAM ARTISTS.


Always a BIGGIE. U meet 2 wannabee aficionados bout Guitar, songwriting, poetry, or how to preserve Wine or make Spaghetti. Like becoming a MASON, the Masonic Lodge, cutting off your foreskin, becoming a JEW or backside, accepted for a JOB at the B.B.C., the British Broadcasting Corporation , Israeli Occupied Territory, which the English population SMUCKS have been ENFORCED BY LAW to FINANCE for the last  80 years!....SO see how U SUCK.
Still. BBC Pensions. Somebody ALWAYS gets WACKED , Jews, non Jews, or the Uninvited. Its a dumb down DEAL all that U know, ALL that U feel..... faced with the inconsideration of naivety reserved for the FEW, Yids, Masonics, token Anglicans. The free pages of National Geographic!
I-m waiting to get INTRODUCED.....to FUCK U. Oh Baby! Gonna HOUND YA like Old BBC ZION NAZIS!!!!... I want my T.V. Licence money BACK....SLURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Commin to get Ya!
NO DEMOCRACY at the BBC.
WHOSE got the FINANCIAL CONTROL!!!!!!
The BBC
The BBC
THE BBC.....I want my MONEY back. And U can Suck my Foreskin!!!!!!!!!!!
But at the END of the DAY, like John Lennon.....I read the News Today....


c2018,davedelacroix, Sciacca, Sicily.


Our Man in Europe, dave Delacroix, THE BBC. Shepherds Bush, White City, West London.