Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix...TABASCO....

Our Man in Europe, dave delacroix.... Tabasco.

Dedicato. Mary-Kay!


The Sunday Roast is DONE. Yesterdays feast. CHIANTI. Cheese-Platter! Saliva. Drooling. Then we get to CHOP all this stuff UP, make Stews, Curries, invite folks, bring Wine, sometimes...Usually,  Guests quite CALM.

SHE DONT LIKE WHISKY, Vodka or GIN
She dont like Roquefort, Camembert or BRIE
She dont like Beof-Burguignon,
she SHUTS HER MOUTH
then HISSES...Tobasco!!!!
TOBASCO!
Which is when I fell in Love!

DO U want Christmas
Like I want Christmas with U...

...All along the Lee Shore...OR...The Sailor from Gibraltar.
She-s got me by the NUTS
I can-t remember Wednesday
or when I should UP,
she sez TOBASCO, tra-la-la!

DO U want Christmas
Like I want Christmas with U...

Now LISTEN all U Cool Fellas
ON a Saturday Night
if that DATE aint WORKING
wear a Japanese Bandanna OR
sprinkle some MIDNITE
Tobasco, Tobasco, Tobasco
Yo!
Then sing da Song!

Do U want Christmas
Like I want Christmas with U...
DO U WANT XMAS
like I want Christmas with U.

And so the STORY goes ME-Boys! Lying naked on the Countessa-s Silk sheets. A handy bottle of T-Basco. on Tits and Mink. Just watch OUT when DA GAL smothers YOU in DIJON MUSTARDO and asks U to pay the Bill!


c.davedelacroix, ourmanineurope all is fair and foul in love and war.


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