Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Black Widow."

Our Man iin Europe/dave delacroix/ "Black Widow."....(X-3)



1)  "Black Widow."


She TWISTS on her heels (shoes), THIS way or DAT making a Sway in-front of her Paramours? UPSCALE (she), who sells Love at 1,000 MPH: Satin -tight, BODY FUCK:  Suckers FLOCK to her bedside......until she has them in her Lock? --She,  TWI STS on her Meta-Amphetamine heels, this SIDE of Saturday night, like a Black Widow Spider: TRYING TO DECIDE,  breakfast, lunch, or that complete devour, twisting on her heels, making a sway in-front of her Paramours?


2) "The Stone in mah Shoe."

It's the U in mah U, the STONE in mah shoe, the colour BLUE, or the Jazz in my plight (makes it Goddamn ALRIGHT), the U in ME; go figure, Dear? -"Dear BRUTUS; it's not in our Stars...but in Ourselves?"
It's the U on 42nd Street or Pacific COAST Highway; thumbing a lift that takes U to MARS? That-there-U, dishevelled, mostly UN-responsive, half-hearted Mascara, that Picante-chew? Only U! Only U! Like that stone in my shoe; the U in ME...and the U in U....


3)  "The Passenger."


.....I AM the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.

"No! No! No! Not THAT way! THIS way!!?"

.....I AM the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.

"Make the next LEFT!
LEFT!"
"Left?"
"LEFT!"
"Left. O.K."
"WRONG WAY!!! JESUS!!!"
"You mean, RIGHT?"
"JESUS! CORRECT! (pointing:) "THAT way!"

.....I am the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.

"I NEED to stop for a Piss.!"
"Here?" -indicating a convenient Rest Stop.
"NO! I can last another 15 Klicks."
"O.K."

.....I am the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.


"JESUS!!! I REALLY NEED to PISS, Babe!?"
"Hang on."
"C'MON! STOP!!! I GOTTA PISS!!!"

POLICE Sirens, COPS, SWAT TEAM arrive:
"PURRT DA WEAPON..:..ON DA GROUND!!!!"


......I am the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.


"SO!.... THAT kind'a worked out?"
"Which way?"
"The Pissing Ticket was for ONLY $20 and they overlooked the 60 empty beer cans in the back?"
"Which way!?"
"WHA?"
"The HIGHWAY. Which way!?"
"Straight ahead, Babee. Memphis-Tennessee; all the way to Tennessee!"

"That's 300 MILES in the OTHER direction!"


......I am the Passenger. And I ride and I ride.


(Later:) "Honey? This a Military RADIOACTIVE ZONE!?"
"The gate's OPEN, doll.  A short cut to Memphis!....So put the pedal to da Metal!!!"


(And so it goes...)




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