Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "SWINGIN' with DAVE D.!" (1 to 5)

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"Swingin' with Dave-D!" (1 to 5)


(dedicato: DAVE FOX -Alley Studios, Denver-Colorado)


"1) Sober as a Judge...

"HANG DA BASTARD!
(Parking ticket?)
20 to LIFE!
(Got an Attitude!
And ADOLF HITLER ANGER
MANAGEMENT COUNSELLING
(Pissed on the Statue of Liberty!?)
Let him ROT!
Extradite to Detroit City!!!
SHOOT da Muther; pissed on da "7 - 11" !!!
A Weekend in South-Central L.A.
should do da trick? -He's WHITE!
Yo momma! -Drawn & Quartered:
A NON-smoker/fricker don't DRINK!
Show the bugger the RACK
(where all Virgins go to die?)
KEEL-HAUL da Muther!
(Voted DEMOCRAT!!!)
WAT too happy! (GANGJA!?)
The Sober Judge "rises:)
"If I should be needed later
U can find me in "My Chambers"
(Nudi & Crudi!)
re-reading "Jurist-Prudence for Beginners";
And Justice for All!


2) WHISKY...

Whisky'll make a Blind Man
Sing da Blues.
Whisky'll make a Maverick say
"I love U."
Don't U go out tonight
Cos I need U close?
No whisky, but kissin'
And I'mah with U.

Don't U ever go down to Memphis
without Me.
Don't ya sail da Mississippi
wild and free?
I'll show U the way
and share All my prayers;
In Memphis, forget it,
forget Me.

Catch Me, someday
in England, or Gay Paree,
Barcelona, Milano;
don't wait for me?

Whisky'll make a blind man
sing the blues. And whisky'll
make you proud
without no shoes?
Now I sang U a song: Hope
it ain't last long; I'll take that
Whisky
and creep on out dat door..."

3) ADAM without EVE (Adama senza Eva)

"NO PROBLEM! Tomorrow! I'll fix it!
(Looks OK to me?)
WD-40 (Fix-it-stuff) That'll work!
No-worries! It's ALL  good!
(She's pregnant!?)

How to make "Cowboy Coffee"!
Suck mah Jo.Jo!
(No problem)
I'll just lie back
(ABstract)
and watch the river flow...

KISS tomorrow; "Hi-Ya!"
ALL our yesterdays?
Dust!
Dust!
A timeless CYCLOPS
with a twinkle in his eye?

Oh! Oh! Oh! No PROBLEM, Witch!
Got it fixed! Dat Apple on da tree
WD-40 (Glue-fix it stuff), messy
as can be? Kiss Tomorrow; "Hi-ya!"
It's how it's supposed to be?
Evi, I love U,
but let's just watch the river flow?...

4) MINESTRONE with Angelica

...I'll see U in  Piacenza, Bolognia, maybe Roma, too? And, IF - Babushka! - I am late? -blame it on the Minestrone soup? -which took so long to make and even longer to understand, like a frantic, Italian morning (Matina! Matina! Matina!)?
...I get up at the crack of Noon.Everything is closed. (Saint CARDBOARD Day: mobile trash dumpsters prowl Medieval streets). Later? Happy hour! Somebody invited me to last year's Rave: Toxic! And ALL so pretty? But I'm forgetting Angelica, presently cruising Russia and the Ukraine?
WITHOUT YOU; let me just fade away, where the sun also rises, a morning in June: PRANZO! Lunch, beloved: In memory, let us crush garlic, dice onion, chop oregano, basilicum, grate reggio-parmesano; frisca pompodoro and all the people we love?...

5)  PEACE

"....When I find myself in trouble....Mother Mary comes to me...speaking words of Wisdom:

"CAN'T FUCK!!! .INSIDE A USA MAIL TRUCK!!!!!"

.....and I find myself at peace.



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