Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "...And Justice for All."
DA JUDGE: "So! To conclude? You - Felon-dude? - verily admit/confess to da Crime, corpulently covered in da "Press.Populaire" as SLAUGHTER HOUSE -5?"
(Judge's Law Clerk:) "It was in McDonald's, your honor? Five bodies. Pancreatic, everyone of them?"
JUDGE: "...Whatever... HOW does da FOREGONE miscreant of a conclusive GUILTY verdict, pathetic waste of space; indeed! -a one-eyed trouser SNAKE, how does this peace of shit PLEAD? ...And be BRIEF!"
"CIRCUMSTANTIAL guilt-thingy." -da evil felon responds, under advice from his absent, alcoholic, FREE legal Councilliare: "Problem with PEANUTS!"
"TO DA FUNNY FARM!" bellows da Judge. "NO BACON AND EGGS!"
"Judge?", whispers the HEAD of a jury of 12 Cross-dresses and true? "This IS , THIS IS , "da funny farm. Judge: U were sent here for killing your wife; remember?"
DA JUDGE: "Ahem! Sure and true. Nothing like Justice. CASE DISMISSED! (thinks:) "Must be off mah Meds..."
JURY applauds!
c 2014/davedelacroix/famous dude, piacenza, italy; pls don't send anymore groupies/small apptmt.
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