Our Man in Europe/davedelacroix/ragazzimento No. 37: THE SEVEN DEADLY FORESKINS
1) TEMPTATION
...Lead me NOT into Temptation, oh Lord, except on Friday night; under the following conditions: SHE is NOT a HE. She's COOL, has/owns "wheels" (BMW/Mercedes-Benz), several credit cards, NO business sense/good dancer and her name is "FI-FI"!
2) ENVY
Green eyed lady, lovely (?) lady?
Envy? Like me; you DON'T own the "franchise". But - trust me - in your own circle of friends? -she's on your trail...
3) CRITICISM
Having decided to call my latest "publication" THE THIRD MAN, reassured by a flaccid penile foreskin - con DICK - in POST middle-age, I am of the opinion that FLATULENCE may be a positive thing. It keeps the Critics at bay...now that WE
(Gary Busey, Nick Nolte, Jan-Michael Vincent and ME)
no longer SURF on a daily basis
at Surf-rider's Point, Malibu, California.
4) FORGIVENESS
Oh, Summer, Summer! Where-for art thou?
Winter, and this sad sap Spring is killing me! ...
When you arrive, "ya shore gonna git yaw ASSED KICKED!"
Forgiveness is negotiable;
dependant on your longevity...:)
5) BLASPHEMY
Got NO - got me-No - got no-GOD-DAMN!
... Frickin' Jesus? -give me a hand, here BRO?
-No virgins in sight, and you can include ME in that number: When the Saints
go marching in...
(WHY they're MARCHING IN, alas, has always been a mystery to me?..
I figured: "Perambulating?...")
6) ALTRUISM
"Altruism" ISN'T a "Foreskin"; it's down-right Machiavellian!
-YOU owe me $20 and WHEN I discover your Altruistic ADDRESS
I'm gonna kick your Altruistic Ass! YEE-HAW!
7) TEMPTATION
Lead ME and my Altruistic friends, OH LORD,
not into Temptation. (We got bar-tabs),
except on Friday night,
with the following conditions:
1) FREE DENTAL PLAN
2) FI-FI's LOADED!
3) GOT wheels. (no wheel-chairs!)
4) Her DAD is not a COP!
5) No business sense/lottsa credit credit cards
6) Her name IS in-fact "FI-FI"!
7) And cognisant of the Seven deadly Sins.
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