Part 1: HOTEL DAVE: Italian Psycho
...I use SEA & SKI 30 PLUS Byzantine Sunscreen...and brush my "tooth" with ERBE DENTI-FRICKIO. (it's a toothpaste)
Both come in tubes.
As for Razors?
We'll come around to that later.
...
Under-arm deodor-rant? (armpit-crotch-stuff)
I use MEDI-CHOICE.
It's a "roll-on"; the legacy of a previous HOTEL DAVE guest, now deceased.
Shampoo? (€1.00) I get it from some super-market called LIDL.
They're Germans.
Blood fresh meat?
Some Arab guy called EE-OH. He has a Butcher's shop across the street from the HOTEL DAVE, next to the Church.
I ask him (EE-OH) many questions: Spices? Rich sauces? What's his "take" on Ghoulash?
The only question he ever asked ME was, what's the English word for "Carving Knife"?
I answered: Bloody Mary.
Now? Every time I go to buy €4.00 of diced, blood, fresh meat? -he says:
"No problemo, Dave. Let me just sharpen my Bloody Mary."
(...to be continued.)
c 2012/April/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza/I think I just broke a nail!....
...I use SEA & SKI 30 PLUS Byzantine Sunscreen...and brush my "tooth" with ERBE DENTI-FRICKIO. (it's a toothpaste)
Both come in tubes.
As for Razors?
We'll come around to that later.
...
Under-arm deodor-rant? (armpit-crotch-stuff)
I use MEDI-CHOICE.
It's a "roll-on"; the legacy of a previous HOTEL DAVE guest, now deceased.
Shampoo? (€1.00) I get it from some super-market called LIDL.
They're Germans.
Blood fresh meat?
Some Arab guy called EE-OH. He has a Butcher's shop across the street from the HOTEL DAVE, next to the Church.
I ask him (EE-OH) many questions: Spices? Rich sauces? What's his "take" on Ghoulash?
The only question he ever asked ME was, what's the English word for "Carving Knife"?
I answered: Bloody Mary.
Now? Every time I go to buy €4.00 of diced, blood, fresh meat? -he says:
"No problemo, Dave. Let me just sharpen my Bloody Mary."
(...to be continued.)
c 2012/April/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza/I think I just broke a nail!....
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