Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/THE OUTSIDER (Il Stranniere)

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix// THE OUTSIDER (Il Straniere/...whot ever!)


...Old dude (bud) leaning on a kid (that would be U);  Spring in the lap of Winter, with battered guitar and a heart that will give the world "da finger!"? Certainly, no message, not much love? NO WISDOM. Wisdom is a myth, but choice words and a smile? Least ways, fleeting? Perhaps a kiss? Life IS one! So? Can WE now smile together?

...Never trust a man who doesn't drink and keep one eye on the NON-smokers; if your next - bella-donna - TRUE LOVE already owns a DOG, U must ask yourself: "WOT IS MAH JAWB!?" If U are a DUDE - totally lonely? - frickin' buy one! (a dog). Make sure dat sucker is a Pedigree/bella-donnas will arrive by droves to pat the sucker.

IF U want to be alone? Shoot the dog and get on Facebook.


c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/parma-italia.

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "The Wish..."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "The Wish..."


It's only the Rain (pioggi) that promises tomorrow? THAT boy? THAT girl? -forget it! -It's RIMINI. It's ATLANTIC BEACH; like secrets (segreto) or un-kept promises, or those promises ya meant to keep? (...............): fill in blank?

It's only the Sun that'll keep you? Bonding is your destiny. I - personally - do it every "happy hour". IT - like U - gets me NO-place fast but it makes me feel OK? Ask my therapist? Ask my EX-wives? Ask my Attorneys? Ask my priest? -It's like a "wish"?

It's only the Moon that kills my Blues? Like most Were-wolves I do a Lotta howlin' (ask my neighbors in Piacenza)? There's wishes and rain, the sun and the moon and the promise of Tomorrow, with the proviso: be careful what U wish for: It might come true?

It's only "the Wish" that brings the light of your future, once said, by some old soul - counting beans/beads on an Abacus in ancient Greece? It's a "kick" to know...where "the Wish" began?... Perhaps my love, with you?....


c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza-italia...:)

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"Tell em' Willie Boy was here!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Tell em' Willie Boy was here!"


Lost people in a lost land; ya tell 'em Willie Boy was here!
Half thoughts, half framed ideas,
and that kiss of reality?
Go down. Go slow; and no-one knows
just to where we go?
Lost people in a lost land...is where we make our stand?

Lost people at "the Lost & Found";
a happen-stance "pick-up":
Lost-found? or just plain: Lost-lost!
is what you get for your pay?
Lost-found! Then, lost AGAIN; something
you wear on a Saturday nite
when you sally forth
and join the Lost people that you have found?

Lost Girl? Lost Boy?
No brain er! No found!
Go tell 'em Willie-Boy was here...

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/Bienvenuto: The Butt-shits!

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/"Bienvenuto; the Butt.shits!"


The "Butt-Shits" (D.J. outfit, featuring NIGEL-NIGEL & PIT DAWG) arrived at the HOTEL DAVE (€35 per nite-big screen TV): They RAP: "We just made a video. It's on U-TUBE, produced by Michael Gandry/he's - allegedly - a friend of BILL MURRAY (a Comedian)"... and they (the Butt-shits) only stay one nite: "We don't have a gig but we're trying to sell MERCH (merchandise) at the "pop up market".
...Their entourage was not to keen on the HOTEL DAVE-No towel policy? -Then? LABEL GIRL (rockstar) who (aha!) actually HAD a reservation at the H.D showed up so I had to kick the Butt-shits out at 3.a.m. and as they paid only with their MERCH there was no re-fund for said inconvenience!...:)

c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/piacenza-Italia.

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "A whiter shade of Blue..."

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "A Whiter shade of Blue..."


Is LEMMY (Motorhead) quite dead? Has Dwight Yoakam figured out Elton John? And just WHERE Jim Morrison's prevails, along with ELVIS; the sightings are sooo frenetic/frequent: This boy (Mio!) is getting snow-blind?
A World without hunger, post "peak-Oil" and our glorious, golden age of Rock and Roll? What do we do? NEXT! What!? Do we masturbate frantically or just say: "YO BITCH!?" And gone; snow-blind?
...Never trust a man who drinks Premium beer or smokes "pre-rolled" cigarettes or a girl with a PEKENESE is even worse!!!... Bambulina and Moses; going thru "throws" -like lovers do? Checking their RAY-BANS, trying to find a whiter shade of Blue? As for THIS old Svengali - quite snow-blind! - go figure? LOVE, I hope, is what I can do...:)

c 2014/dav3edelacroix/our man in europ3e/lord borgo/HOTEL DAVE...Italia-VIVE!!!...:)

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ LORD NELSON'S SEA SHANTY!

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ Lord Nelson's sea shanty! (Canzone)


"DRINK me' boys, till da sun comes up;
we're gonna drink, me' boys, till da sun comes up!
We MAY be stupid, we may be blind?
We may have a future; KEEP FAITH, me' boys;
it's wot U got! By ORDERS of Admiral HOOD
and Horatio Nelson, too? -TOMORROW: da BIG FIGHT!
And many will die! -So DRINK, me boys
till the sun comes UP. Drink, me boys, then
re-fill your cup!
Tra-la-la!, Tra-la-la!, TRA-LA-LA!!!!!!!!.....


c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo-piacenza-italia

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "DA - FAMOUS - LOSERS!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/  "DA - famous - LOSERS!"

The "Losers" (punk band) tramped into Piacenza (Italy) via 2 busted/probably stolen, piccolini-Citroen-Dianes.? Their Manager, fearing for his OWN transportation safety, opted to hitch-hike, all the way from Lyon (France?): He arrived days before the band (The Losers). And on actually meeting - theoretically, for the first time? - He said: "DAVIDE! MON DIEU! U OWE me $20! from 1978!!!"...?
 -Recognizing my situ/ghost from the past, etc.? -I embraced him warmly and, fortunately SUPER-MARIO (old fratello-buddy) was re-modelling the HOTEL DAVE and the best "card-sharp" this side of Las Vegas!
(Fill in the blanks?)
The "Losers'"  Manager lost his shirt, the LOSERS showed up,  played a couple of local gigs then warmed to the high-stake Poker game at the HOTEL DAVE, anted UP, lost their P.A. system plus microphones, then, all their guitars/classic tee-shirts; and we all went to heaven in a little row boat: CLAP-BACK!

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "Cylindria Bambula!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "CYLINDRIA BAMBULA!"


CYLINDRIA BAMBURRA (it's a name/girls) and her band IL TESTICLES/TEST-TUBES (I forget which?) parked their trailer/motor-home adjacent to the HOTEL DAVE (€38 per nite/NO big screen TV)...
"Cylindria" is a dyed - bleach- NOT BEACH, commodity who, on a good nite looks - naked - like a skeleton with TITS!?... Often have I pointed this out to her? -She responds: "Relax-tranquillo, BIG D ; not ONE of the guys in the band wants  to frick me! See how it works?..."

Her wisdom is immaculate. Her most famous songs;

"I left my tits...in San Francisco."

"Vulva Manhattan!"

...and;

... "Crimson Wave Blues!"

(She's beautiful!!!)


c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo/Pntefranco-Italia...

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "MUSTARDO MOSES!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/  "Mustard Moses!"


Mustard-Man came by the HOTEL DAVE - on tour - playing at small/obscure fixtures and sometimes just playing "Street Theatre" (busking?) with only a tambourine... Technically, he's German and roots for the National team? In-fact, he's Lithuanian or Bulgarian; he never confesses -which is WHY he's MUSTARD: Plays a Ukele at da top of his voice (like TINY TIM) and doesn't give a crap!
Obviously, I love Mustard "MO", and a man after my own heart who, in the bullshit of show-biz, can cut it!
Mustard Mo's signature tunes are entitled:

"DIJON!"

"COLMAN'S!"

...and;  "I left my heart in/with (....... ................)  (fill in blank)

LYONAISE would be a good guess?


c 2014/davedelacroix/lord borgo-CREMONA...not to be confused with ELONORA!...:)

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "IL RAGAZZO from MARS!"

Our Man in Europe/dave delacroix/ "IL RAGAZZO from MARS!!"

"Tutti-bene?"
"U-bet!"
"Ecco mio amica...?"
"She's VERDE!?"
"Mia amica da - da! da! da!
MARS...idioti!...:)

c 2014/davedelacroix/piacenza-italia!...:)